I sleep any chance I get. It's my favorite past time. I have been known in the past to carry on entire phone conversations that I do not remember and to sleep walk when I was younger. I also go through periods of time that my dreams are so vivid and real, they are difficult to shake. I usually, however, do not have the hysterically violent reaction that my sleeping thoughts caused a couple of nights ago.
I recall that I got married. This idea horrified me to the core (more on that later). Then it seems that my other and I did nothing but fight from the moment we said our "I do's". Apparently, the situation got pretty ugly because I awoke beating my fist on top of the alarm clock and cursing at the top of my lungs. I never heard the alarm clock but it must have jolted me out of my reverie because I can't figure why else I would be abusing it so...
Later that day, I remembered more details of what happened and got a visual of myself beating the alarm clock and screaming. Now that was some funny shit! It still makes me laugh...
I vow from this day forward that I will never again abuse an electrical appliance and if I do so, I promise to seek help..
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Yayaa, it turns into a laugh at yourself at the end. Don't seek help, you wouldn't want to be normal/boring. Hello,
haha...will you come kick my alarm clock's ass it's really askin' for it
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