I had this crazy weird dream last night

My very beautiful and typically tame best friend (on the left)

I must have been sleeping really solidly last night because I had this very bizzare dream! The bits that I can remember make me chuckle...
So one of my best friends lives in Latvia. I went over to visit in 2005 and was planning a trip for the end of this year, but that's not gonna work out. Anyway, in the dream, I was in the house that she shares with her husband and 3 children and she was upstairs, putting the children to bed or something. If I remember correctly, I was downstairs going through movies to watch when I stumbled across this unmarked disc. (no, it wasn't porn, get your mind outta the gutter, lol!) I put the disc in the DVD and to my surprise it was some badly done rocker/horror movie. I watched for a minute and all the sudden my friend burst onto the screen with her hair done up in blond dreads looking like a rasta version of Dee Schneider from Twisted Sister. She was yelling and snarling trying to look so bad ass....
Now, that's a little strange, but what really cracked me up is that my friend and her family are Baptist missionaries. Though I think she may have a little wild streak inside, she rarely shows it and never anything like my dream.
Oh well, I also woke up thinking I had some sort of plastic torture device stuck between my teeth holding my mouth open.... in reality when I woke up my jaw was clenched so tight I had a hard time opening my mouth.
Then there was this time I had a dream about my friend who used to be pastors in the church and it was like technicolor greatness. We were apparently all trippin with the Brady's on 'shrooms....